Tired of waiting around for the world to end, or to be abducted by aliens, four delinquent cretins were brought together by dumb luck and a shared love of rock 'n' roll.
They learnt three chords and started busting out face-melting music.
That is the story of Paul Caveman, Jack Caveman, Nick Caveman and Jake Caveman collectively known as The Cavemen told in their own words.
With shared Influences such as The Stooges, The Cramps, The Gun Club, The Ramones (of course), 1960s proto-punks like The Sonics as well as mainstreamers like Buddy Holly, Little Richard and Elvis they were bound to form a band together when they met in high school.
Since forming in Auckland around 2006, The Cavemen have honed their own brand of "no-frills approach full of train crash rock and roll" and on Boxing Day 2015, they left for the northern hemisphere where they have become the "undisputed road kings of Europe".