I want to tell all the recent young commentators, journalists and economists included, informed or otherwise, how much this old boomer enjoys his retirement. I also want to thank you for continuing to support my pension by working and paying taxes, just like I did for my parents and grandparents.
As I stir in the morning to the sound of all my young neighbours in our quiet street driving down the road to work or to drop the wee ones off to school, I roll over, doze off with the promise to myself that I must get up at 9am as there are things to do.
I will arise about 9am, put the teeth in after giving them a good clean, take all the meds I now have to take for the sins of my youth plus some that are simply the result of being cheeky enough to be still alive.
Brekky consists of something healthy together with a long discussion with my darling about the news of the day. I then get on the computer and catch up with what is happening in my various little worlds that I live in, Facebook and Stuff. I then check all my bank accounts to make sure we have not been scammed overnight as we are always having people with strange accents ringing us offering to fix our computer over the phone, they just need our bank account or credit card numbers. We also discuss what charities are due attention from us; we contribute to several worthy causes.
As the main chef of the house I will then decide what blue plate special we will be having that evening and then which wine is appropriate. I will check our recycling bins in case I need to visit our wonderful resource recovery centre to dispose of various bottles and plastic packaging accumulated during the week.