What if global warming is a hoax? What if more than 97 per cent of the world's climate scientists are wrong; and we really could keep burning more oil, gas and coal, pumping more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere without causing climate change and global warming?
What if the associate Minister of Finance, Minister of Economic Development, Science and Innovation, Small Business, Tertiary Education, Skills and Employment (all one person) has got it right and we can spend $11 billion on Roads of National Significance, continue with his government's expansive fossil fuel agenda, and still meet our latest pledge to limit greenhouse gas emissions to 5 per cent below 1990 levels by 2020?
Perhaps it's the "innovation" in the Ministry for Business, Innovation and Employment that allows the government to urge us to consume less fossil fuels while enticing foreign companies like Shell and Tag Oil to come here and drill for more. Perhaps it's "innovation" that explains how our two Ministers for Climate Change Issues are also the ministers in charge of drilling, digging, fracking and selling stuff - all activities that increase carbon dioxide emissions and make climate change worse.
Perhaps it'll work.
We're an optimistic bunch, we Kiwis.