Arise, Sir Richie McCaw. Are these words coming for our Rugby World Cup-winning All Blacks captain?
Sacrilege perhaps, but I don't really care. Actually, I'm not sure McCaw is enjoying the continued questions around whether he'll take the title if - or rather when - it's offered to him again either. Okay, I admit to getting up early last Sunday morning to watch the final and may have yelled at the screen in accidental enthusiasm, but it's just sports I can't say it's just a game, because it's a profession these days and a well paid one at that.
I'm no fan of our reintroduced old-fashioned honours system, so find the use of sir and dame in New Zealand odd, but I'm also not a fan of our sporting heroes getting a gong for playing well - they're already well recompensed for that.
Yes they train incredibly hard and yes I'm happy for Dan Carter getting Man of the Match after missing out playing the previous two World Cups - he had an outstanding game and silenced his critics (there must be a few embarrassed faces among those who thought he should have been dropped).
The local heroes I rate and would love to see getting a bigger share of the limelight are the community leaders who volunteer their time or choose lower-paid careers to help people. Now some of them do get honoured each year - their projects win awards and they get featured on One News' Good Sorts series - but there's no shortage of people who make lifelong commitments to the community sector who stay under the radar.