CONGRATULATIONS to whoever planned the new carpark in Taupo Quay. I am sending these congratulations not only from myself but from colleagues, clients and friends who have beheld and experienced the sheer wonderment of being stuck in their vehicles in Whanganui's newest feature car-jam — a tribute to big city living which most of us moved here to escape!
While sitting through several cycles of exceptionally short light phases, I guess locals and visitors alike will get plenty of time to appreciate the architecture of the street while burning away time that they will never get back. Drivers can relax as the fragrant notes of carbon monoxide tantalise the nostrils and then wave at the northbound drivers whose time under the green light dwarfs other phases.
However, they will gain at least some satisfaction as their immobile vehicle will prevent any right turn into Mud Ducks. And woe to anyone who, in error, parks their car in the angle carparks. Some could end up being there so long they will become artefacts to a bygone time, fodder for the parking wardens, I guess.
And if you are heading to avoid Taupo Quay, I suggest you avoid the new Ridgway St carpark — unless, of course, looking at an empty intersection with no cars using St Hill St excites you.
RUSSELL BELL
Putiki