Next, there are the innocent kids living in poverty with little or no food in the house while youth offenders get to dine on roast beef and honey roasted potatoes or sweet and sour pork with rice and fresh vegetables.
Never mind the logic, where's the bloody fairness in that? I can't even remember the last time I ate roast beef ... it's such a freaking luxury.
Is it any wonder that at least 50 per cent of young criminals come back for more? With arts and crafts and sporting facilities laid on for them and warm, comfortable, insulated rooms ... to many, it must seem like a five-star resort.
Providing such relative decadence will do little to dissuade people from committing imprisonable offences.
And how is it that commuter traffic is kept to a crawl, yet more people are being killed and injured in high-speed police pursuits?
Another mixed message is the one of tolerance and acceptance.
We support the latest trendy cause, with little or no thought, however it's different when it comes to those who may not share our viewpoint.
We expect them to respect our opinion but find it perfectly acceptable to rubbish theirs. Hypocrisy at its finest.
It's a bit like passing a death sentence for murder. Killing someone is illegal ... so your punishment will be being killed. Makes perfect sense to me — yeah, nah.
Let's not forget the ever-increasing homeless. How can anyone expect to find a reasonable solution when many more people are permitted into the country each year as opposed to those who leave it? Basic maths.
I'm sorry, but I'm of the belief that housing New Zealand citizens should be the priority, and if that comes at the expense of a few immigrants, then so be it.
Charity, as they say, begins at home ... if you can find an affordable one.
Speaking of charity, for all our fabulous medical professionals volunteering abroad, how many offer the same free services to the desperately needy and impoverished in their own country?
So you can see why I'm a little befuddled and confused. Am I the only one miffed by the utter madness going on in the world today?
And this is just the tip of a whopping great iceberg that will surely sink us all unless we start applying some much-needed common sense to these crazy contradictions.
Still, in a time when nothing is ever our fault, we can always blame it on mental illness ... and for those who have the power to effect change, that diagnosis may well be correct.
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