In this interval of blessed tranquillity between the titanic struggle to choose the next president of the "world's greatest nation" (same guy as last time), and the world-shaking choice of the next leader of the "Middle Kingdom" (Xi Jinping, but it's still officially secret for a few more days), a delicious moment of sheer silliness. The British Broadcasting Corporation has banned a science programme because it might trigger an interstellar invasion.
They would not normally ban a programme made by Brian Cox. He is a jewel in the BBC's crown: a particle physicist with rock-star appeal - he played in two semi-professional bands, and in the right light he looks like a younger Steven Tyler - who can also communicate with ordinary human beings. They just forbade him to make the episode of Stargazing Live, in which he planned to send a message to the aliens.
Cox wanted to point the Jodrell Bank radio telescope at a recently discovered planet circling another star, in the hope of making contact with an alien civilisation. The BBC executives refused to let him do it on the grounds that, since no one knew what might happen, it could be in breach of "health and safety" guidelines.
Cox, a serious scientist, knew exactly what would happen: nothing. Even if there are hostile aliens out there, space is so vast that light from the nearest star, travelling at 300,000km per second, takes four years to reach us. He was just doing his bit in the centuries-long scientific campaign to convince people that they are not at the centre of everything.
The BBC "suits", who do think that they are at the centre of everything, weren't having any of that. If there are aliens out there, and they find out we are here, their first reaction will probably be to come here and eat our children. And then the BBC will get blamed for it. Sorry, Brian. Drop the radio telescope and step away from it slowly.