YOU pretty much know you've lost the argument when a district health board has to employ "patient experience co-ordinators" to test hospital food.
In that extraordinary language only DHBs speak, such people will patrol wards in Otago and Southland before, during and after each meal service in response to complaints about the tucker.
The patient experience they have to co-ordinate is a region-wide upchuck of hospital meals after on-site catering was stopped and outsourced to Compass Group.
A Stop the Slops protest has been ongoing. Health Minister Jonathan Coleman tried the new food in private and said it was fine. The Real Meals campaign disagrees and you have to agree, photos of the food don't look great. It has also been called too watery and too salty.
But hospital food has always had a reputation for being poor. It will never be what we get at home or taste like a takeaway, but the reputation has improved significantly in recent years.