Recently my darling wife had the good fortune to win a trip to the ballet when her name came out of the hat for tickets to the Royal New Zealand Ballet's Tutus on Tour at Wanganui's own royal opera house.
Oh hurrah, I thought, but I gallantly dressed up and escorted her to St Hill St. We fluked a park right outside the entrance and before I could close my door and get round to her side of the car, she had disappeared into the throng, so keen was she not to miss a moment of the experience.
The air was a bit thin up where we were seated, and the first few minutes were spent in a game called "spot the man". We counted nine men in the packed-out balcony seating - all with hair styled in fashionable grey, so I didn't feel at all out of place among all those excited women.
The next few minutes were spent wondering why I hadn't bothered to dig out my old opera glasses and the next few wondering if the young girl in front really thought that my knees were her headrest, and if she would ever stop wriggling around. At least she didn't have a cellphone. But what a wonderful experience the whole night turned out to be.
The dancers danced so well, it might as well have been Rudolf and Margot in front of me, such is my limited expertise in the area. It was a well-balanced if short performance, with the second half taken up with a great bloked-up version of Peter and the Wolf.