But lately the process has become so compelling and entertaining that I find myself eagerly awaiting the next instalment.
Because that's what the race for presidency has become ... a reality show delivered in bite-sized, often offensive and always highly disturbing sound bites that seem to horrify and attract support in equal measure.
Watching Trump on his march toward the White House is like watching a car crash - it's impossible to turn away.
For quite a long time, he was just the campaign court jester offering some lightweight, right-wing bluster out of left field.
You can't take a candidate who talks about the hotness of "his" women and the length of his genitalia seriously, can you?
According to what is fast becoming a majority of American republicans, you can. And they are.
With more than 10 million votes so far, Trump is set to push George W. Bush off his plinth as the most supported candidate in Republican presidential primaries.
All of a sudden his derogatory, racist and sexist remarks are not quite as entertaining as they once were.
If those of you who thought what happened in American politics didn't really matter Downunder, consider the implications of the world's greatest military might and nuclear arsenal being in the direct control of a man who says stuff like this: "It's freezing and snowing in New York - we need global warming!"; "The beauty of me is that I'm very rich"; "I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
And most concerning of all for the prospects of international peace and diplomacy: "The point is you can never be too greedy."
I know the US has always harboured a dark, dirty underbelly of redneck dissension, but it's only now as votes are cast that we are beginning to see the extent of this, and the potential for global annihilation should Trump become top dog (no offence to dogs intended).
I used to think that global warming and sea-level rises would be the death of us.
Now I'm starting to think it could be an ageing, tanned capitalist sporting orange hair plugs.
There's not much Trump has ever said that I agree with even slightly, except for this quote which I support wholeheartedly: "One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don't go into government."
I have a feeling that if Trump makes it into office, his views on this will change dramatically - but the reality will be not just more disgrace but total disaster.