"What's emerging is what we need, which is a comprehensive plan, going after the criminal gangs, going after the traffickers, going after the owners of the boats ... and stabilising the countries from which these people are coming." And when you have finished "stabilising" Syria, Somalia and Libya, overthrowing the Eritrean dictatorship, and ending poverty in West Africa, could you drop by and fix my plumbing? Oh, and Yemen. Fix Yemen too.
"These people" are the 1750 refugees who drowned in the Mediterranean so far this year, the 30,000 who will drown by the end of the year while trying to cross if nothing more is done - and, of course, the estimated 500,000 who will make it safely to Italy, Malta or Greece. The speaker was Britain's Prime Minister David Cameron, but he was just one voice in the European Union choir.
The EU's leaders were meeting in emergency session because of a public outcry over all the illegal migrants drowning on the crossing between Libya and Italy. These same leaders were responsible for most of the deaths, because last year they ended an effective Italian Navy search-and-rescue operation and "replaced" it with an EU operation that had a third of the resources and was not supposed to operate more than 50km off the Italian coast.
So now they had to fix it somehow, but they were all aware that their electorates at home still don't want millions of illegal migrants flooding into the EU, refugees or not. So they did what politicians do in circumstances like these. They came up with a displacement activity.
The problem, it turns out, is not people fleeing from places like war-torn Syria and Somalia, from cruel dictatorships like Eritrea, and from impoverished parts of West Africa. It is the evil traffickers - the new slave-traders, Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi called them - who lure the migrants away from their homes and charge them $2000 per person for a place on a leaky boat to Europe.