Donald Trump's win made me eat a whole packet of pineapple lumps on Wednesday night.
They were destined for slighter bigger things, a brother in Australia.
So there's the first trade impact.
The second was the TPP, perhaps the silver lining in the election. Dead in the water, apparently. Liberals in New Zealand will be rejoicing a man of Mr Trump's calibre has seen this shonky trade deal off.
The new White House resident -- "the only time a President-elect will downgrade" was the newsroom joke -- has left us bewildered. Will he build a wall, ban Muslims from entering the US, dismantle the Iran deal, rejig Obamacare and deport 11 million illegal immigrants? What will he do in the second year?