It's time to be grateful for small mercies ... in this case, very small.
The Government yesterday announced we should be safe to swim in most of our rivers - by 2040.
Personally, I will be too old to go for a dip by then, but it is better than nothing ... just.
The plan from Dr Nick Smith, our environment champion, is to have 90 per cent of New Zealand rivers swimmable in 23 years. Which leads one to assume they must be in a pretty appalling state if it is going to take that long.
This is a bit of a U-turn from Dr Smith who had previously ambitiously set the bar at "wadeable", suggesting that "swimmable" was not "achieveable". That pathetic benchmark left the minister up to his waist in it, and the flak has flowed around him ever since.