Am I alone in wishing that our politicians would be open and honest for once?
No, I don't mean they are lying to us - but here we are, Budget Day plus one, and I wish new Finance Minister Steven Joyce had done the unthinkable and come clean.
With a healthy surplus of cash to play with, Mr Joyce turned on the taps, dishing out millions here and there.
I'm not complaining about some extra money in my pocket and I doubt many of the other beneficiaries of Mr J's largesse are grumbling. But, hey - apparently there's some sort of election coming up in a few months.
I didn't hear all of the minister's speech but, from what I have read, nowhere did he say: