So there's some good news and some bad news this week.
The good news is that we have no Russian spies in New Zealand.
Not only that, we have no intelligence officers masquerading as diplomats around the Russian embassy. No one to deport at all, in fact ... apart from the usual overstayers and immigration fraudsters.
True there is the odd shady character spotted around Whanganui talking in a strange accent, but they are probably working for WINZ.
I was heartened by this. We are not just a nuclear-free zone, we're a spy-free zone too.
I put it down to PM Jacinda Ardern's policy of transparent government — we have no secrets, so we can avoid all that cloak-and-dagger stuff.