WELL, thank goodness Ted Dawe's award-winning teenage novel Into The River has been banned.
For starters, it was long overdue. We haven't had a book banning for 22 years and it's more than 70 years since Adolf Hitler led the way with mass book burnings.
In addition, it was not selling particularly well and the scything hand of the censor is usually guaranteed to push product.
And, of course, it has given lobby group Family First and its morally rectitudinous leader Bob McCroskie, who raised the issue with the censor, the headlines they crave.
Mr McCroskie has helpfully listed the number of times certain swear words are used in a book which has been hailed by the literary world - and not just for its "sexually explicit" content.