And on the third day the clouds parted and the sun shone ... and Noah put his ark away.
We dodged what could have been an unprecedented disaster - a flood of historic, if not Biblical, proportions.
They say the secret of comedy is timing, and maybe it is of tragedy also.
Compared to the June 2015 weather bomb, the timing this week was perfect. Early warning from the MetService of the tail-end of Cyclone Debbie coming to lash us (down to the detail of three successive bands of rain and when they were likely to strike) and a day or so to batten down the hatches and prepare the response.
Contrast that with two years ago when we were caught unawares, and hurried evacuations were carried out in darkness in the face of breached stopbanks and surging water.