So here's an idea, actually three:
1. Turn every public car parking meter into an electric vehicle recharging station. Provide cheap, plentiful charging, turn a profit, announce to the world that Whanganui is leading-edge -- and not just with fibre.
2. Insist (through bylaws) all new housing must have a solar roof, and provide incentives to retro-fit others.
Build a wave station at Castlecliff, wind turbines on the hills, lay solar-collecting footpaths in public areas, and connect everyone to a series of suburban battery banks which are load-balancing, meaning you put in what you don't use and draw from when you need a top-up.
These will provide cheap energy, make a tidy income for ratepayers, and return ownership of key infrastructure to the people.
3. Don't charge people to live here -- pay them instead.
Okay, so I'm no accountant, and this may be tricky.
But with a bit of creative thinking, this may not be as ridiculous as it sounds.
We've got big monies flowing in from our city power scheme, right? What better way to make a prosperous city even more so? Give people money to spend.
Start by committing to a staggered rates reduction over something like 20-30 years.
That will bring more than campervans here.
Maybe one day we will pay ratepayers (we'll need another word for that) a dividend, instead of mailing them a bill.
A bit far-fetched? Maybe.
But well done, Whanganui, for being thought of a little less negatively than we used to be.