Tell your life story in six words ...
Wow, there's a challenge from Gonville's celebrated librarian Kelly Scarrow - and one that any right-thinking hack could not resist.
I mentally bounced around a few succinct lines from Dylan to see what I could translate to my own circumstances with a view to a possible minor spot in the exhibition of scrawled summings-up that Ms Scarrow is staging at Gallery On Guyton.
Hmm, a six-word story that says it all ... and then I read the small print. The display of in-a-nutshell ruminations is for women only. It forms part of the La Fiesta festival, a celebration of women.
The art of precis is biologically neutral, so I felt a bit miffed at this genderist agenda.