All that was missing was The Pogues' Dirty Old Town playing in the background.
Sunday's coverage of comments by economist Shamubeel Eaqub has riled many in Wanganui as a cliche.
Shots of degraded parts of the city, a few of Marton and an aged sign for Wanganui at the steam club museum didn't help.
Nor were there bustling street scenes, the cafe quarter down Victoria Avenue or the specialised sectors such as boat-building.
Arts and beautiful buildings, the rural rump or the Maori renaissance - as outlined by the FOMA conference here this weekend - didn't get a look in.