A LOCAL income tax, a poll tax, regional fuel taxes, a bit of locally-based GST ...
It all sounds pretty scary and would have ratepayers hoping to wake up quickly from the nightmare.
But these are all items on the table as local government tries to make ends meet.
A report from Local Government New Zealand raised these dreaded spectres this week as it tried to address the sometimes gaping gap between what local councils spend and the money they bring in through the rates.
Most councils are carrying significant debt and - as we know from Wanganui District Council's issues - wrestling with ever-mounting bills.