Prepare yourselves for a revelation, folks, and this one comes from the top. It's the media's fault.
The source of this stunning bit of information is Prime Minister John Key. He has identified once and for all who is to blame for the negative publicity endured by Education Minister Hekia Parata.
Quizzed yesterday about whether she was the best person for the job, Mr Key - again - was staunchly supportive of the minister. That was ahead of the announcements on the future of schooling in Christchurch, just one of the many issues media had focused on in education. According to Mr Key, the media like to focus on a few negative things; really, Ms Parata is doing a fine job.
Media surely were to blame when people learned of the axe hovering over 31 schools in Christchurch. The anguish, anger, public meetings and marches must have all been orchestrated by newshounds, and could not have been a response by a public who felt the heart was being ripped from their community.
At least one observer was able to appropriately apportion the blame, describing the closure of seven schools and merging of another 12 as "an aftershock of the earthquake".