So it has come to this: We are asking the children to monitor the lolly jar.
Perhaps that could be seen to be a flippant response to the Government's watered-down stance on what to do with ready-mix beverages, or alcopops, as they are known. But it is apt.
The softened stand to allow the industry to set its own rules for RTDs was ripe for criticism, and deservedly so, after the Government ignored advice from the Law Commission to tighten regulations on a product line many see as at the root of our binge drinking and anti-social issues.
This about-face marks a significant retreat from the initial proposals outlined in the Alcohol Reform Bill.
In a 2010 report, the commission outlined what most of us had already worked out: RTDs are commonly used by binge drinkers, and are the drink of choice for 14 to 24-year-olds, especially women.