Like most parents, I wince at the way my kids are targeted by advertisers.
It seems the pre-teens are a key demographic when it comes to the steamroller of economic progress and even the under-10s sit squarely in the sights of the marketing men.
It's a good reason not to let your children watch Saturday morning television - they just end up wanting more stuff.
I did, however, feel a little empathy about the most recent craze to sweep the school playground - DreamWorks Heroes are hologram cards depicting, in colourful 3D, characters from popular movies such as Shrek, Kung Fu Panda, The Croods and Turbo.
As a lad, I collected bubblegum cards and remember the immense feeling of triumph when I collared the final - and 50th - card in the American Civil War series. Not just historically informative but with pictures of the most vivid, bloodthirsty battleground action.