The bridge swing boasts a 50-metre fall between two looming cliff faces.
"Wave to the camera," says Thomas, the swing operator, as I dangle in a harness roughly 80 metres above a shallow, stony river.
I offer a pitifully weak wave to the Mokai Gravity Canyon employee over on the viewing platform who's pointing a camera at my face ... and, with a sudden click, I'm plummeting to what feels like certain death.
Ah, the things we do in the name of journalism.
To be honest, I'm not proud of the involuntary screams I let out the entire way down this sensational bungy jump.
To be even more honest, I might be just a little bit proud. As jump master Mel Pollard put it, I gave those shrieks "a solid effort".
I screamed so loud, in fact, that by the time I reached the bottom, I had given myself a headache - hardly surprising, if my terrified-bordering-on-demonic expression was anything to go by.
As if to make me look even more of a baby, our Chronicle photographer did the swing in absolute silence, with little more than a look of vague concern on his face as he started to fall. I felt a little better knowing the only reason he didn't scream was because he couldn't take a breath in.
The Gravity Canyon bridge swing might seem a little brutal, but Mel tells me they have people in their 70s opting to do it, despite having the somewhat gentler flying fox available as a popular alternative.
"We've even had 80-year-olds do our activities," Mel said.
Visitors have the option of the stomach-dropping swing, the flying fox, and the bungy jump at prices of $159, $155, and $179 respectively. Adrenaline junkies who want to do all three can pay $399; or for two activities it costs $299.
"One in 100 won't bungy," Mel said.
Gravity Canyon is found 15 minutes along a winding road off the state highway before Taihape, and Mel says they get a 50-50 split between Kiwis and international visitors.
"Aussies are our biggest international market."
Locals would often bring family who were visiting the area.
"It's obviously a real awesome thing that we're so far out, but it's also one of our biggest downfalls."
Despite the distance, they can get 70 to 80 visitors a day, depending on the weather, though the most people they'd had doing activities on one day was 50 so far this year.
"Every day's different," Mel said.
Huia Tibble, a 42-year-old mother from Greytown, was there with her two sons Te Atawhai Clifton, 14, and Jesse Clifton, 21, from Carterton.