Still, The Offsider imagined the pros couldn't wait to get out of there and head to the next stop at Tavarua.
Back home, one sportsphile noted they were getting excited about the America's Cup and the Lions Tour: "Sailing and rugby ... it doesn't get any better than that!" they exclaimed, with both events featuring no shortage of local relevance.
Night of nights
However, The Offsider's focus for this edition was on the recent heavy metal night in Waipapakauri which he organised. It certainly lived up to the hype as a groundbreaking moment in the history of live music in the Far North as everything came together.
The Far North turned on a crisp, clear autumn night along with a near full moon overhead, the crowd was lively and open minded (albeit a few more door sales would have given the bands the better payout they deserved), the venue was absolutely perfect, and the bands were well beyond anything ever witnessed in this neck of the woods before.
Check out the bill. First up, Average Mars Experience [rated 7/10], a last-minute replacement - after the guitarist from original support act Forsaken Age broke his arm. The Auckland-based trio were a delight, setting the tone for what turnout out to be one enchanted autumn evening - and even threatened to blow the headliners off the stage with the instrumental, other-worldly landscapes they conjured up effortlessly.
Next up, Whangarei's teenage sensations Alien Weapony [8] ripped through one of their typically bludgeoning sets. The main attraction for many, being from Northland and featuring several tunes incorporating te reo, AW delivered a polished performance of incredibly tight and savvy musical chops, coming on more like a veteran act that had been around for decades. They had the crowd eating out of their hands.
And, the jewel in the crown, for The Offsider at least, BulletBelt [9], in the Far North as part of their nation-conquering Cloak the Night tour quest. The Wellington five-piece were in incandescent form, debuting several tunes from their third full-length LP (due for release in the near future) and not so much stealing onlookers' hearts as ripping them out altogether.
So, the best gig Kaitaia had ever seen? While some would dismiss such a claim as ludicrous, think about it: three exceptional, unique cutting-edge bands, all at the very top of their game playing in Kaitaia on the first Saturday of New Zealand Music Month.
The Offsider reserved special kudos for a well behaved and most gregarious crowd made up of diehard metallers who came out of the woodwork for the occasion, those simply keen to support a live scene, any live scene, and a handful of locals who were rewarded handsomely for taking a step into uncharted territories.
Some are now calling to make this an annual event. In a perfect world, the Kaitaia Metal Fest would attract acts from all over the country playing an all-day festival. No matter how successful and popular that may eventually turn out like, nothing will ever equal the power, glory and sheer ferocity experienced by those privileged to have experienced first-hand Kaitaia's first ever heavy metal concert at Waipapakauri Hotel on Saturday, May 6.
� The Offsider is Age sportsbuster Francis Malley. Respond at sports@northlandage.co.nz