The Far North District Council held its last meeting on Thursday, signing off with the usual mix of informality, acerbic asides, humour, verbal assault and occasional chaos.
The final session of the triennium began with a session of the audit and finance committee, which shaved $1.2 million from the 2013/14budget, partly by putting off non-essential spending, the meeting proper starting with a quarterly report from Far North police area commander Wendy Robilliard, before Mayor Wayne Brown gave a Roberton Island land owner a grilling for wanting the council to waive a requirement for public access to Cook's Cove in exchange for island residents' conservation work.
"You can forget about that, mate," Mr Brown glowered. Cooler heads prevailed and the decision was deferred while negotiations continue.
A presentation by the NRC on plans for future boat moorings in the Bay of Islands was unusually cordial, while a young staff member's presentation on a new signs policy descended into a debate about when a mural became a sign and vice-versa.
The community board chairmen presented their final minutes and a handful of councillors filed their monthly activity reports, but the most entertaining moment came during a discussion on election signs policy, which, rarely if ever enforced, bans election hoardings from public land.
When one councillor asked if candidates could be disqualified for breaching the policy, Mr Brown, with a glance in Cr Sally Macauley's direction, wondered whether candidates could be disqualified for using billboard photos that were more than six months old. Cr Macauley stormed to Mr Brown's seat in mock outrage, offering to provide a dated receipt for the photo session.
Mr Brown's last official words of the 2010-13 term were: "Meeting closed in disarray."
Meanwhile, councillors farewelled Tom Baker, who is retiring after 12 years in local politics. The long-time Kerikeri representative said he had been bombarded with requests to join other organisations, but was also keen to travel.
