The old Northland teacher had retired months before, but a desperate plea from the principal of a large school saw him put his fishing gear away and agree to a couple of days' relieving work."
Room number ... and I'm sorry but it's a problem class with a number of very anti boys. Sorry but their usual class teacher has burnt out."
The old survivor of over 40 years of teaching sailed into the class with a "Kia ora katoa, maths time I believe." Groans and moans everywhere, and several loud, "We hate maths, especially decimals."
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The old boy launched into a tale of the mighty Roman Empire and what they did in ancient times. Battles, buildings, their sports plus illustrations.