My next door neighbour came to the local Christmas dinner, put on by all of the lovely, caring people of Karikari Peninsula.
She looked a bit fragile, and said she felt a bit under the weather, but we put it down to old age and her being a bit dogmatic at times.
We invited her in for a cuppa after the function, and she said she had given up meat and was going vegetarian. No harm in that.
When she left we thought no more about it until I decided to pop over to see her last Saturday. I was shocked by her appearance, and asked her permission to call the emergency health-line, which I did. I then told the person at the other end my neighbour had not eaten a solid meal for over two weeks, and was only existing on sips of water and faith.
Every time she tried to eat anything solid it turned into sputum and she was forever expurgating this.