Dear Mr Obama
Hey hey, mah bruddah!! Heard you were able to get back to your dad's turangawaewae last week. Mean ... hope you had a good catch-up with the whanau.
I also hear you're getting ready to endorse the Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement (TPPA), and I'm asking that you hold off, for now anyway.
You might not know who I am and that's OK because I'm not that important in the scheme of things, but my people are. We're Maori, the indigenous people of a little country down here in the South Pacific called Aotearoa - you probably know it as New Zealand - and we want you to know that we don't support the TPPA; in fact we hate the bloody thing.
You see, back in 1840 we signed the Treaty of Waitangi with the British, which was supposed to protect our rights. It didn't, unfortunately, and now we've got less than three million of the original 66 million acres we once owned. We've been trying to win our Treaty rights back ever since, and it hasn't been easy. In fact, today our people suffer the same levels of deprivation in housing, justice, employment, education and health as native Americans. Yeah bro ... it's that bad.