The final formal event of the year for the Doubtless Bay Croquet Club before Christmas featured a number of highlights which all hit that special 'G-spot' according to club reporter Peter Hatnall in his report on the day's proceedings.
Hartnall began by noting first up on the day's card were some Golf croquet games, albeit games with a difference and ably organised by club member, Brenda.
"For the first game, only one mallet was allowed between two people. As a result there were those that had to play with a mallet that was too short, or too long, or too heavy ... certainly not quite right! This resulted in air-hits, mishits and more, which in turn meant lots of Giggles.
"For the second game Brenda wandered around and, whilst the game was in progress, randomly exchanged various standard croquet balls to much smaller rubber bouncy balls. These were fiendishly hard to hit properly, bounced all over the place, and again caused much hilarity," said Hartnall, adding many thanks to Brenda for a splendid start to the day.
Members retired to the clubrooms and besides the usual pre-Christmas frivolity, there was a period of seriousness when Gratitude was expressed to Gillian Bond for her service over a number of years as president, official coach, able organiser, and a keen player.