Telling the stories he has accumulated may well take 20-year-old Auckland man Brando Yelavich almost as long as it has taken him to trek around New Zealand's coastline. But he offered a small taste to a rapt audience at Paparore School last week, confessing to a spectacularly unsuccessful attempt to add pork to his diet.
Brando set off from Cape Reinga on February 1 last year, hoping the circumnavigation would be completed in six months. It's taken three times as long, but last week he looked as fresh and enthusiastic as the day he began.
He will arrive back at Cape Reinga on Saturday afternoon.
His visit to Paparore (on day 562) meant a late start to that day's walk, the length of East Beach to Houhora Heads, but Wild Boy has he is now known was in no hurry. His next appointment was at the top of Great Exhibition Bay, where Houhora man Bryce Quarrie was meeting him on Saturday to ferry him across Parengarenga Harbour. Meanwhile he had some stories to tell.
Brando had been true to his plan to live off the land, but sometimes that had challenges of its own. Like the morning he awoke, under a huge karaka tree, to find three piglets snuffling around outside his tent. He gave chase, hoping to add one to his larder, until he encountered their mother.