The pencils are blunt, the calculators have run out of batteries and the only answer to the equation is to win - by scoring four tries if you can - and hope your rivals lose in the penultimate round before playoffs.
The competition at the top of this year's Southern Districts Premier Rugby League can only be described as epic, with the only near-certain result, Wellsford will finish up as the round robin champions.
And even that's not a safe bet.
Wellsford need a win over wooden-spooners Otamatea to claim the top spot with a round remaining but unfortunately for them, they face the closest thing to a derby match they have and to make it worse - the match is in Kaiwaka.
While a win is no certainty, given their form this season, you would still have to back them to get the victory.