I know many of you men shy away from this important issue but I'm here to encourage you to change your ways. The transition should be very easy and I promise it will not involve your GP exploring regions you would rather leave untouched, even though the issue is technically "down below".
There might be a small initial financial outlay ($10-20 should get you started) but it will be negligible when pitted against the joy you could bring the world.
I talk, of course, of socks. "Men's-hose", if you like. For too long men have restricted themselves too severely when it comes to covering the ankle region. For too long men have seen socks as being black, navy, fawn or grey, and if we are to brighten the world, this must stop.
Gentlemen, there are other colours and there are more designs than dreary diamonds. These days you can buy them polka-dotted, striped or mosaicked. You can, if you wish, buy socks with a recurring motif of hot dogs, hamburgers, toucans, bunny rabbits, turkeys or aquatic creatures as diverse as sperm whales and plankton.
Sockage can be scintillating, so seek out interesting foot coverings when you next need to purchase socks. Not grey. Not navy. Firmly, I say, not fawn. And in the sock department, black is not the new anything.