The method for bringing a wayward emu to heel has been revealed in video footage of the giant bird being taken into custody.
After careful analysis of the video, the "Kaiwaka Method" can be explained in five steps:
Step One: Wave an old woollen blanket like a matador's cape.
Step Two: Advance toward the emu, holding the blanket.
Step Three: Try to corner the bird, and pray it doesn't rip the legs off the poor lady in the summer dress and sandals, bravely waving her bare arms around.
Step Four: Get a firefighter, preferably from Kaiwaka, wearing heavy protective clothing, to tackle the emu.
Step Five: With your pants shredded from the emu's claws, lie on top of it and proudly declare "only Kaiwaka could do this, eh!".
When Blake Raven saw an emu wandering the streets of Mangawhai yesterday, he thought it was pretty random.
Then, as the 30-year-old watched a team of firemen corner the big bird and tackle it to the ground, he thought it was hilarious.