A year's supply of Elastoplast tape will not be enough to cover up the wounds inflicted upon Northland from their harrowing 64-21 loss to Auckland at Eden Park.
Officially without a win for 368 days, the last one being a 58-27 glide over North Harbour on October 3 last year, surely the question must now be asked - what's going wrong inside the Taniwha machine?
"Obviously we'd love a result but you get the result by doing the process and we're just not committing to the processes as a group," Northland head coach Richie Harris said.
"We've got boys that are probably committing to something 70 per cent of the time and 30 per cent they're not. We've got too many across the team - if it was one person we'd be fine, but it's more than that and that means we get inevitably exposed."
Splitting open Northland's defensive line on Saturday, Auckland's star-studded backline displayed flair aplenty on the way to running in their side's 10 tries, surpassing their previous point-scoring record against Northland.