So scientists have worked out how to give babies three parents. I wouldn't have minded a third one myself, preferably rich and indulgent.
My scant two parents left me varicose veins, a tendency to depression, odd, squashed-looking toes, a complete inability to dance, and a larger bosom than I would like. My mother flaunted hers merrily, but those were simpler times.
What's left of my parents' possessions tells me that on a deeper level my father cared for traction engines, wildlife, especially birds, World War II histories, World War I flying aces, and photography magazines of the kind that featured naked women sprawled on sand dunes, or fetchingly climbing trees. This was the soft porn of the time under the guise of respectability, a mild enough vice. Whiskey was another matter, but at least he never turned nasty.
My mother's relics speak of flower arranging, embroidery, knitting, crochet, and china ducks and pigs. I have her carved Chinese jewellery box smelling of camphor inside, some of her more outrageous earrings, a cameo ring she never wore because she thought her hands were small and unattractive, and an embarrassingly detailed record of my early life in Box Brownie photographs, professional photographs, and baby books. I was to be their only child. Maybe she sensed that.
In the wings, as it were, was my godfather, Jared Robert Kelly, a United States marine from Los Angeles who my mother befriended during World War II, when marines were in camp near her home. He was a serious religious type, who survived the Pacific war to send me a flash white Bible for my christening, with fuzzy coloured pictures, and an inscription in what I guess was his professional script. He was a sign writer.