A disease called "go slow" that affects working and hunting dogs mainly in Northland sounds like something comic farmer Fred Dagg made up - but serious research is going into the lethargy-producing illness.
Go slow, or more officially Northland dog myopathy, is an unexplained muscle disease that turns once super-charged dogs into sloths. It is being studied by Massey University scientist Dr Hayley Hunt, with the Ministry for Primary Industries (MPI) getting in behind.
More cases of go slow have shown up in Northland than any other region, with reports of it going back possibly 20 years.
The fast-hitting symptoms include muscle trembling and fatigue, followed by a long period of exercise intolerance. Some dogs never return to full fitness.
Because more pig dogs than farm dogs have come down with it, go slow has been attributed to dogs eating wild pork or other game.