I sawa nudibranch! OMG. They are so cute. They're ... pink! And they have huge eyes, that you can actually see! And eyelashes!"
The three 9-year-olds, frozen to the colour of blueberries because of the late start to summer, went fizzing off in the direction of their friends.
The sound of semi-automatic chatter punctuated by shrieks of delight seemed to herald some large-scale emergency. Nine-year-old girls live their lives like the lead actress in a day-time Mexican soap opera. They are the good and evil twin, and it's all about the hair.
When it's bad, everyone knows. But the great thing is that when it's good, EVERYONE knows. The neighbours. The guy at the petrol station. His dog. And today was obviously a spectacular day.
The decibel-shattering chatter was starting to resemble a South American street protest. Wondering if perhaps this class had been taken away for an experiment involving the effects of methamphetamine on minors when combined with espresso and jelly beans, I looked over to the teachers with a mixture of awe and disbelief. They cannot, surely, have had these kids in open water and not have lost their minds.