Are we in Taranaki?" I asked the grey-haired doyenne at the bus stop. "If you mean 'New Plymouth' you are," she said. Loaded with maps liberally labelled with the word "Taranaki", we'd been bewildered to find not one road sign on the way with "Taranaki" written on it. Disorientating.
I doubt the bard ever actually made it to Stratford, Taranaki, either. Not that anyone would want to point this out to the Stratford council. A lot of time and money has gone into bronze Shakespearean busts and stamping his mug into the sidewalks of a town named after somewhere else, that had another name beforehand.
By erasing all traces of the real ghosts of history and inventing another one, the local council has effectively created nowheresville. Such a contrived form of forgetting or rewriting of a town's own narrative can only be compared to a form of civic mental illness.
I considered this while watching the faux Tudor tower town clock strike the hour, at which point out stepped spooky mannequins in the form of a collection of characters from Shakespeare's plays - to quote their lines in a Swiss style best described as creepy cuckoo.
I'm guessing, but there's probably been a lot spent on sister Stratford global get-togethers and general junkets based on the dubious Shakespeare connection.