"No! you cannot roam the neighbourhood, begging for stuff that is full of sugar, half of which you're allergic to, from people you don't know, dressed to scare old age pensioners who celebrate Guy Fawkes not some fake American fiesta of consumer culture!"
About then I realised I had become the Grinch of Halloween - although a Grinch would probably be bang on style for a witching night.
There had been a time - pre small person, when I'd tried to get all down with the home-made mini carrot cakes. I sent the mad Latin out to hand them out. He came back looking puzzled and asking - in Spanish "What does 'Stink!' mean?'
I went to the door only to over-hear the bunch of orphans (that's what they said they were but to be honest they looked exactly as they had the day before) saying to the unwary batmen and fairies at the gate "don't go in there - she'll just give you some of this stink-as cake" and that was the end of my Martha Stewart moment with Halloween.
It ended badly anyway with the mad Latin scaring small children by chasing them to the gate and telling them to go home and get a proper dinner from their mums.