Hitting the halfway mark of my fifth decade, I feel I should have a lot more answers to the meaning of life than seem apparent to me right now. Ali said if you thought the same at 50 as you did at 20, you'd basically wasted 30 years of your life. I wonder how much I've wasted.
"It's lucky you didn't have a kid when you were 18 - she would have been called Rainbow Trout or Lotus Frond or something," said Dad.
He felt, wrongly, as it happens, that I had grown more mature and was now a much better mum than I would have been all that time ago. He also likes to remind me of those hippie years when I wore saffron trousers and lectured people about all the souls they were eating in the form of meat. I once told him this karmic luggage would haunt him on his deathbed, during one of his 'home kill' carve-ups in the kitchen. That was before I washed up in Argentina and became corrupted into a profligate carnivore.
If I met my 20-year-old self, I think I'd be bored senseless by the overkill with all things natural and point out that heroin and homicide were historically natural, which didn't make them intrinsically good to indulge in.
Thankfully, we never get to suffer the younger versions of ourselves - which is why we are sent children so they can do it back to us.