Since when did families do mission statements? I thought that was corporations and that families were the last thing to be conquered by group-think - the last stake-out of anarchic groups of people thrown together based on shared genetic material and loyalty.
Recently, I spent the night at a house where their guidelines for behaviour were painted on the wall. That's right. Like Chairman Mao's phrases of what good workers everywhere should do or the slogans I remember from other insane or inane leaderships in Myanmar and Singapore.
"Down with the Running Dogs of Capitalism" in the English newspaper in Burma and "Clean your teeth vigorously" (I might have made that up) in Singapore.
I didn't know if parenthood had turned them into dictators - I had once known them well but obviously I had no idea who these people had become. I threatened to graffiti the wall in the night with my alternate version.
The Latin said that he would denounce me and, besides, it would be pretty obvious who had done it.