When Argentina ceased to be a "transit" country for massive amounts of cocaine passing through and instead became the end-of-the-line destination for consumption, the government decided to plaster the city in black posters which read: "Evil Cocaine" (Maldita Cocaina).
It helped that Maradona had been caught with a stash of baby powder, and it seemed to be more palatable to accept that the national idol might have a raving drug habit rather than be anything other than an Olympic heterosexual.
Is it time then that we started paving the streets of Northland and all our major cities with "Maldita Methamphetamina" - given it's unlikely that any of that half-tonne of crazy-town thrown up on the unlikely narco-hub of Ahipara was destined for offshore.
Sobering to consider that there is enough of a market for mental mayhem that is P, right here, in little old Godzone.
If there is any lesson in all of that, it has to be that drug dealers really need to stay in school longer and stop taking any form of drug that is detrimental to brain cells.