I like a bit of book-banning. Makes me feel we live in exciting times - like people think that books are important and still hold some influence over young impressionable minds.
One of my favourite banned books is The Lorax. That Dr Seuss was such a rad. Apparently California - the state of free enterprise felt that the book deeply undermined the position of loggers in the state and taught children that logging was potentially dangerous to the environment.
Of course I always thought that Dr Seuss was a bit odd. There was definitely something deeply subversive going on there. Green eggs and ham?
It had to take the death of its author to take it off the banned books list in China - apparently it put early Marxism in a bad light and surely we shouldn't be exposing our kids to anything political too young. It just makes them inquiring and likely to stand up to senseless authority and who wants that in a kid? There's only two books I've ever actually thrown against a wall in utter disgust.
One was recently when I was staying over at a friend's place and found a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey by the bedside table in the guest room. By page three I was screaming at the heroine to flee and wanting to tell every young woman from the Cape to the Bluff that this play more often ends up in the morgue rather than in seventh heaven and is best avoided.