The first sign that something was up at Karetu School was the sign at the front gate.
It declared the school had been put up for sale for $1 million, with the proceeds going to the principal's retirement fund.
Then the children were sent outside with carrots in the hope of luring the incredibly rare Lirpa Loof out of the bush.
The Lirpa Loof is rarely seen in New Zealand but a few had apparently gone astray during their annual migration to China and ended up in Karetu, just east of Kawakawa.
The children had barely given up their search for the elusive bird when they were told a wealthy buyer was on his way to look over the school but, alas, the caretaker's lawnmower had broken down. The top field needed mowing before his helicopter could land.