OPINION
"This is a low point", I thought to myself, as I looked in the mirror on Monday morning. A forehead with a big angry-looking graze the shape of an elongated butterfly reflected back at me.
To say it stood out would be a gross understatement. It looked like a banner that shouted DEBAUCHERY and DEPRAVITY at the same time. The cause was rather relatively innocent.
The Friday evening prior I had a coughing fit and fainted. Apparently, the medical term for it is cough syncope. What happens is while coughing, the autonomic nervous system reflexes connecting the brain, heart and respiratory system get stimulated. This causes a temporary drop in blood pressure. Also, with severe coughing episodes, the pressure inside the chest increases, further affecting the blood flow to and from the heart. As a result, the heart rate slows down and with interrupted blood flow, the brain receives less oxygen, ultimately causing you to pass out or faint.
Great! Just what I need! It has happened a few times in the past, but I have never ended up with a secondary injury or issue. I blame the chair I was sitting on at the time. It is upholstered with leopard skin and high armrests.