Who follows the lives of Brangelina? Go on, admit it if you do. I won't tell.
We've all been delayed at the checkout lately while reading about the sticky demise of TomKat, and who can forget the blooming love story followed by the public implosion of Bennifer, Vennifer (different Jennifer) and every other celebrity couple that came before them and will continue after as surely as night follows day.
The real lives of famous people have become so serialised in recent times that sometimes it's easy to forget that the faces we see in magazines and online are attached to individuals with failed hopes and dreams just like the rest of us.
So accustomed are we to seeing A-list actors in various states of emotional turmoil on the silver screen that it becomes all too easy to start digesting the public fodder put out about their private lives without thinking two things; is it right ... and more importantly ... why the hell do we care?
One thing you learn as you grow older is that real life is complicated. For everyone. I have enough trouble keeping abreast of all the various tragedies and triumphs unfolding in the lives of the people whom I know personally without obsessively following the events of those I don't.