When commercial air travel first took off, quite literally, it was about as glamorous as real life could be - dashing pilots who earned their stripes soaring to victory in the Battle of Britain, air hostesses with long legs and wide smiles, and trail-blazing technology bringing with it the promise of certain adventure in uncharted lands.
As I sit beside a fat man whose gut extends beyond the confines of his own seat and into mine, and observe the queue of tired and dismally ordinary humanity waiting for the toilet, I can't help but wonder just when the dream died.
Going on holiday rocks. Getting there definitely does not.
I am 24 hours into a series of flights and layovers that will see me land in Mumbai, India, in another four. Not bad considering I've travelled halfway around the planet and spent half that time reclining by the pool of an airport hotel.
Air travel is effective. But let's be honest, when you're Joe Public travelling in cattle class it is absolutely not glamorous.