This week I read an interesting story about the price of the hotel rooms where various world leaders were staying during the G20 summit in Brisbane. By "interesting," I mean not interesting in the slightest, of course.
The brief news item which held a lofty position on the NZ Herald's online home page plumbed the depths of investigative journalism to reveal some heads of state spent rather a lot on accommodation, some spent not much at all and the vast majority spent a middling amount entirely commensurate with their need for tight security and a good night's sleep before attempting to fix the world.
It really was a remarkable insight into what is considered newsworthy, particularly given I couldn't see any story about the global issues of war and poverty doubtless being addressed by the world's leaders between sleeping on satin sheets.
Cutting down tall poppies has always been a bit of a disappointing Kiwi trait, although its origins are nobly rooted in an egalitarian principle forged by hardy souls who rejected the social strata of colonial Britain to carve out a life of meritocracy in the New World.
But what many people in the "new" New Zealand seem to have forgotten since their forebears applied blood, sweat and tears to tame a wild landscape and secure their quarter-acre block, is that while we should always strive to give everyone equal opportunities, we shouldn't condemn those whose hard work may make them a little more equal than others.